A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Once upon a time a was born

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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