- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I have cancer. And you're next.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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