A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

White NBA players.

Black people.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Ily bae

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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