- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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