- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

black people

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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