Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Poop.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Anti Joke

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