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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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