- Anti Joke

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.