- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What is both bold and brash? Fox

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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