- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

I enjoy Popcorn

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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