- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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