- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Poop.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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