- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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