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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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