Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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