- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Golf.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

tim has no humor

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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