- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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