- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than this That :(

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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