- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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