- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Hello.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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