- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

read me write me

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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