a black man walks out of popeyes

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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