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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Cancer.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A man penetrates another man.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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