- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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