What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

watch me nae nae

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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