- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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