Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A man penetrates another man.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Once upon a time a was born

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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