- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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