- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

irish man drinking john smiths

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Your Mom The End.

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