- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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