- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How do you make a little girl cry?

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