What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Go away still nothing to see

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yellow People !!

Grace Ackerson

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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