all the kids had fun

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Anti Joke

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