whats worse than gill? nothing

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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