- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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