Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Nobody cares maddie!

WOw you have no life

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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