- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

France had one revolution

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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