- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why can't jokes spit?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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