Why can't jokes spit?

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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