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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

You idiot.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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