Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Racial Equality

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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France had one revolution

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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