- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( BroFist

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??