- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

The GOV and the WHO?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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