- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

roses are red violets are indigo

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Hi.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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