- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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