- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A seal walks into a club.

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