What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Womens rights

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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