What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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