- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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