- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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