Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

123 f*ck off

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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