- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A gay man watches football.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Women's rights.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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