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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the old man say? Im old

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

You sick fiend

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Knock knock. Get out!!

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Your mom is so old she died

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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