Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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