If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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