- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

This is a joke.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

I had friends on the Death Star.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Face...the other white meat!

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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