Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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