- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Prostitution is bad.......

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Women's rights.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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