- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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