- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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