- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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