When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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I once did something.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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