- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

whats black and strange a paki

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A van drives into a car.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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