- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

ewrg

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

WILLYS

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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