- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickles are powerful

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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