your mum

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Equal rights!

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Everybody will die

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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