You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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