- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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