- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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