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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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