chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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