Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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