A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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