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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's your blood type? Red.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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