- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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