- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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