- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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