Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Who invented apple? God

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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