- Anti Joke

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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