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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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