- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Its behind you like if you looked behind

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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