if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Terry has ebola

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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