What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Men

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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